PetKnows

I may not speak for everyone, but I would certainly give my waiter a little more slack with the service if he were, you know…

… a monkey.

Ok. Help me out, loyal commenters. I’ll start.

“All they need is a couple more and they could start a monkey business.”

“These guys monkey around less than some of the human waiters I’ve had.”

“First the zoos, then the restaurant business, whats next, re-tail?”

“You better not be paying these guys minimum wage.”

“Excuse me, waiter, there’s a hair in my soup. Can I speak to your branch manager?”

If you can top those, you’re the king or queen of the jungle for an hour.